Well I do, and Raptor, you have a sweet butt ;3
Please do, Natty~
I had such hopes for warthunder. Too bad about it.
Then I'll need to see it for myself, Mr. Butt!
It was good, until they killed its economy and added battle ratings…
now it's just… eh…
>
Haha, for you ,free of charge ;)
In such explicit detail as to make angels and demons cry at it's perfection.
My skype is sanogono11, add me honeybuns~
I'm a great pilot in realistic battle mode!
If a little overzealous sometimes…
I've had games where I've single handedly shot down the entire enemy team in inferior aircraft before.
I remember one game I had was just amazing, I was in the KittyHawk, and shot down all 6 Japanese fighters, the rest of my team got completely massacred and at one stage is was 3v1.
conversely I've also had games where I got massacred because of my idiocy in focussing too hard core on a single target.
I'm sorry but I can't really share my skype. I have steam though?
Very well~
A cock is a delicious thing, it fills the whole mouth when erect more often than not, and sometimes is too large even for the mouth alone. The texture varies greatly, but the skin usually resembles the texture of the lips, since the two types of skin are so similar. The flavour can vary as well, if the person showered recently and washed it thoroughly, it will taste rather boringly like clean flesh with a subtle hint of soap. When they are less diligent it has a salty flavour that invades the senses.
The head of the cock is textured differently, slightly rougher but still rather smooth, the slit being the smoothest part. The slit is where most flavour comes from, as the cock is pleasured it releases pre-cum, some release more of the delicious treat, which is sweet but subtle and has a truly addictive flavour.
At the climax is when I can taste the best part, the thick, salty, strong tasting cum~ The flavour varies based on the owners diet, and the texture varies based on many things but if they're as pent up as I hope then it will be thick, almost too thick to swallow as it clings to my throat and leaves an almost bitterly salty aftertaste on the back of my tongue~
Was that as much detail as you hoped for Raptor?
I more meant when you find a patterned penis :P
but that works too.
NatSoc, Skye's here but can't chan currently because of the 24 hour captcha.
Would you kindly turn on your steam so that he may lewd you?
Up to filling out 2 captcha per post.
Think I'm done for now.
Why's that? I only had to do 1.
Natsoc likes cocks, we get it. He's queer as a three dollar bill. At least he's not a diaperfur inflationist like Pamperblew. Natsoc used spoilers for his overly detailed description of how much he loves to wold down cockmeat, and while sure I would love if people kept the intimate details of much they really love chugging genitals to a more private channel like the orgiastic IRC, Pony thread has become so Fire Island that at this point I can only be glad there was spoilers. I don't have a problem with LGBT people, I am simply disgusted by people who use their fetishes as a substitute for a personality trait. This includes straight people who flaunt how whimsically slutty they are in public, but considering the current demographic I'm given very little opportunity to tell a fellow straight to shut the fuck up about how much they like ladyparts.
Well, that's lame.
I figured anyone who didn't want to read it would be able to tell not to unspoiler honestly. I know not everyone enjoys how depraved I can be but I like to share it with those who do, whether because of their own depravity or, in Raptor's case, a sense of curiosity.
Anyway I'm going to bed now, night everyone~
Nighty Natty!~
I capped it for posting later. Goddamn, Nat.
Also, morning everypony!
How's it going Ruby?
Sell me on Ponies?
I like other cartoons like Adventure time, Pokemon, Potatoes(real cartoon check it)
Should I get into ponies?
Up to you mate.
A lot of the posters here don't watch the show, or have any connection to it or its characters.
If you're considering it why not just go and watch the first 5 or 6 episodes or something?
I've got a work ahead of me today. Shit sucks. I just wanna sleep all day.
Really, if you want to get into MLP, watch the first season, and then decide for yourself if you want to get into it.
I know that feel.
Hope You have a good day at any rate.
is it gunna be a long shift at work?
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZyIG_jZzBs
why link the webm when the actual video + it's channel is far far funnier?
srs bus yo. you shouldn't laugh.
Hail Satan!
Nah, i'm her tampon.
does that afro ginger even have a dick?
>In extreme cases of micropenis, there is barely any shaft, and the glans appears to sit almost on the pubic skin. From the 1960s until the late 1970s, it was common for sex reassignment and surgery to be recommended. This was especially likely if evidence suggested that response to additional testosterone and pubertal testosterone would be poor. If parents accepted, the boy would be reassigned and renamed as a girl, and surgery performed to remove the testes and construct an artificial vagina.
L O L
Random orgies, yay?
Skye! :D
Honey!
Howre you today~?
I'm dead and I don't care anymore
Fantastic!~
Absolutely nothing, I'm just a happy person~
turning micropenis into giant clit.. sounds reasonable for me
Yeah, there was far too much drama yesterday. A good thing is that I'm going to visit Arizona for a month in two weeks, so I'm hyped.
Oh really?
Whats the reason?
And most of the drama is solved now anyway~
Funtimes only today!
Hurry up and get one then.
Things were settled at school, my mom and stepdad went in today and bitched that I was choked by a rapid Middle-Easterner so I'm off school this week, and I can make up my tests and do the exams next week. They essentially gave me a whole week out of school
Got work tomorrow, going to Warsaw with friends this weekend. Currently I'm going to stay dead for a few more hours. It's comfortable that way.
How are you?
I've kept it like this to annoy poplep.
whats up keks!?
Wow, you got choked out by a darkie?
I thought youre american, why the fuck havent they been shot yet?
I hope youre ok kiddo.
A week off is nice though~
Sounds delicious, sauce?
Tons of water
Wait, what happened to you?
I'm ok, did my exam today, lecturer said I did well. So that's good.
takes a load off my mind you know?
So I'm going alright.
May I ask, what's Warsaw like?
Yeah, to be honest he wasn't even that good at sleeper holds, and thats saying something coming from me (I'm about as physically strong as I am macho on thread) but he's probably gonna get his shit wrecked. But there's a reason I'm such a racist.
'wasnt even that good at sleeper holds'
The fuck did he do to you honey?
Why the fuck wasnt he knocked out there and then by someone?
oooh youre a texas friend. are you ok?
Wear a pink shirt out in public and see what happens.
Idk, the last time I went there was 12 years ago
The only thing I remember is that it was pretty big and it was fun to get lost. But it won't happen this time, not in the decade of pocket electric maps
hey i just wore a pink shirt out.
Bastard
I was in the lunch room and he went downstairs to go steal soda from the Faculty Lounge or something, I was looking at a buddy's phone because he had a video on, and he came back and put me in a sleeper hold from behind in the middle of the lunch room. Nobody, not even the teachers tried to help.
I'm not a Texas friend. I'm okay, just dead. How are you?
Yep, now he's probably in the office right now as I type, getting his shit wrecked by the principal because the school is somewhat liable to be sued over this. Thats probably somewhat why I'm happy, but it is just a generally happy day~
ah ok i know theyre havin some water problems now. im doin pretty good, been having fun with derpibooru and halfchan as always.
For no fucking reason?
And no teachers stopped him?
If i was your dad i'd have put your principle in an arm bbreaker and then asked him if its acceptable for me to do so, and if not, why his fucking staff didnt help you, never mind just yelling.
Well I did take his seat for literally two seconds, but in essence yes.
How many guys did you chat up?
Then you will have to find gays at uni or work.
Water is poisonous
Post more fun you are having so I can have it too
I don't think so, we would feel pretty bad. And the school systems have pretty good lawyers.
School no tolerance policies are now so bad, not even the teachers are allowed to help.
It's why I've decided that when I have a kid, he will be instructed that if someone tries to beat the crap out of him at school, he is to send them to the emergency room.
About two and a half weeks ago
No lawyer will win a case of 'noone did anything while i was choked out by a nigger'
None.
You should feel safe in school Honey, you should BE SAFE, if youre not strong enough to defend yourself, you should have teachers that do it for you.
Damn fucking right.
Also, you not on irc?
You sound like a nice case of shut the fuck up smug~
Is there any reason he targeted you? Or is he just some fucking wanker ass hat?
And you're happy because you've got the week off then?
Or because he's getting his shit wrecked by the school currently?
someone called me a maladjusted pervert yesterday, i was so happeh!
The gayest of the gay.
And that anon. He wants it bad.
I'm sorry, but what did you expect? People will think you're gay if you wear tight pink shirts and skinny jeans outside.
asalamalaikhim, fellow extremist brony
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT RUBY CUT THIS SHIT OUT
I took his seat in the lunch room for all of two seconds while he went downstairs to steal soda from the faculty lounge as per usual, and he came behind and started choking me. And I'm quite happy about both events!
I'm satisfied that he's being anally annihilated in school, and that I won't have to return to there.
Very nice
Is that because you like dick vore?
send in the smokey drones!
Ok honey, well happy youre happy and all that.
Kid deserves to get his shit pushed in, and you deserve some sheckles out of it though.
… they were blue, non skinny jeans.
the inflation pron is what did it I suppose haha. Oh and heres a forced horror from derpibooru too. this thread literally went on with these two arguing over who was a supersaiyan for another 20 posts buyt a mod deleted most of it.
I tried to have my brother help, but he said he'd go to jail because that's beating up a minor.
funny stuff.
people get so worked up over internet drama.
:D
I took a guess.
I'm trying to help you!
How are you, anyway?
i went over to /oat to post le epic raid thread and see if i couldnt get the guy all worked up again. He never showed up but I saw fuckin Mikie Pie over there, havent seen that guy in forever.
when youre autistic enough that a mod on derpibooru deletes your autism… yeah thats bad.
oh and check it out 4chan finally admitted defeat
Any and either way, I'm satisfied with what happened. I'm like Katia, I always land with my feet on the ground!~
this is true
Posting as !66666666ok
just killing time, waiting for a client to return my call. how's it going?
I'm heading to bed now guys.
Have a good one.
Hooroo.
Honey Just, stay safe alright?
One day… One day.
Awesomely dead
Nothing can hurt me anymore
It's IMPOSSIBLE!
Why are you dead?
I realized it's more convenient that way
I guess dead people don't have a lot of commitments.
i was eating! nini rapt
this ones for you!
in their hotpockets!
i challenge you to a weird off!
Hehe, maybe I'll have a look and post his dox around the Chan here~
naw that was yesterday Smokey did a conspiracy about something and then covered it up because he is a snake.
Theyre actually skinny and white.
Freshly bought today~!
Got any rare chickuns?
Sandnigger
But I'm on my phone
Not too much in this folder
Same thing honey.
all of these are new
Let's get drunk
I'd like to think so.
I think wearing them with the pink shirt i also bought today is a little… flamboyant though.
topcane is old as shit, iza made it ages ago
Pigs, you need pigs. Sandniggers (particularly Muslim) believe the ingestion of pig's meat will send them to hell. Bring in a pig stab pig with knife, then stab the sandnigger. He will live the rest of his life believing he's going to hell because you stabbed him.
nupe dont think i got any of them
The friend i was out with kept saying 'No wonder people think youre gay'.
So, uh, no?
Only if I can do freaky things to yours
He's a Christian sandnigger
Well, if you're not a fag, why do you dress like one?
But I'm not dead yet.
I know he's in the Football and Wrestling teams, his name is on The Sentinel but I can't find his dox besides that.
http://cumberlink.com/camp-hill-football-roster/article_2002b4d2-2edd-11e4-88d0-001a4bcf887a.html
He is number 88, listed at the bottom of the list
I see.
Doesn't sound all that summery though.
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100008828315264
???
I'm not ready to die.
Ah.
Should have just gone ahead and bought jean shorts.
Gross.
https://twitter.com/storm12peter\
Found the Twitter
What a fucking faggot though.
I assume you are in fact not his friend on the fb?
>make a fake and send a request maybe?
>england
Hahahahahaha.
Shorts.
Oh smug.
Jean shorts
AKA
JORTS
Boys win.
Name her Lifts-Her-Tail, she is now the Lusty Argonian Maid.
You don't have to
I can do things to your live body
You cant wear shorts in england smug.
Your legs freeze off and die
also i hear that if your skin takes on any color besides pasty white, you no longer are in the running for Queen.
last post almost 12 months ago tho.
Jesus christ he looks like a fucking loser though.
A strong kid, but unpopular, judging from that feed.
I have irish blood in me.
I have gotten sunburned before while wearing factor 30 suncream, thats how pale i am…
You described it pretty well. he sat at the table at lunch and just kinda insulted the people about how they masturbate to cartoons while he's getting da mad pussi yo
Why the fuck was he even near you?
